He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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