I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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