Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
