It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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