Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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