She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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