You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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