I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Randomize
