Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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