went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
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