ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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