Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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