Porn is love you can see.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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