i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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