Do you still have your period?
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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