Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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