grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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