im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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