omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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