Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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