i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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