So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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