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(917): View more from New York City

i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?

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(708): View more from Illinois

He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.

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(514): View more from Quebec

I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels

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(206): View more from Washington

In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!

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(248): View more from Michigan

You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection

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(315): View more from New York

Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?

(716): View more from New York

It was tough but I powered through it.

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(805): View more from California

so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!

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