dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Randomize
