I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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