So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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