Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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