Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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