Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
It's just like the Real World with babies
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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