So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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