just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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