I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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