honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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