They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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