omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
even my farts smell like vagina
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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