So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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