All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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