Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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