Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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