it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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