yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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