yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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