That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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