i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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