THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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