similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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