this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Do vagina's smell?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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