My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
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