dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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