like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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