We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
i came on her dog
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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